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A little bit of humor for you.
No Ears ? ? ?
Bob was in a terrible accident at work. Oddly,
however, the only permanent damage done to him was that both of his
ears were amputated. But, because he was permanently disfigured, he
settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on
his way.
One day, Bob decided to invest his money in
a small, but growing computer business. And, after weeks of
negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on
the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such
a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that
for him.
The next day he set up three interviews. The
first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very
interesting. But at the end of the interview, Bob asked him, "Do you
notice anything different about me?"
The gentleman answered, "Why, yes. I couldn't
help but notice you have no ears." Bob got very angry and threw him
out.
The second interview was with a woman, and
she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same
question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
And she replied, "Well, you have no ears."
Bob again was upset and tossed her out.
The third and last interview was the best of
all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college.
He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman
than the first two put together.
Bob was anxious, but went ahead and asked
the young man the same question, "Do you notice anything different
about me?"
And to his surprise, the young man answered,
"Yes, you wear contact lenses."
Bob was shocked, and said, "That's incredibly
observant, young man. How in the world did you know that?"
The young man fell off his chair laughing
hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses
with NO Freaking EARS!!!!
--author unknown--
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a little bit more humor...
The Frog Story
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.
Nine Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. Nine Iron." He
looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his
other club away, and grabs a nine iron. Boom! he hits it 10
inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog,
eh?"
The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do
you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. Three wood." The guy takes
out a three wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his
life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit. LasVegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the
man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit. $3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to
win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He
sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves
it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
--author unknown--
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